Wednesday, February 11, 2009

Suggestion for the day

From the library suggestion box:

"Develop a system that warns people about possible offensive material in novels. Cracker Barrel does it -- you can too! Thanks!"

Sure, while we're at it, let's develop a system for warning me when a suggestion in the suggestion box might make me roll my eyes! Spleesh!

1 comment:

  1. In addition to being very funny, this blog raises a very serious question. What, exactly, does Cracker Barrel warn its patrons about?
    *NOTE* The second, fourth, and ninth bite of this Tuna Tortellini (tm) will contain unusually high levels of our cheesy by-product as well as an unsafe smattering of any of (but not limited to) the following: Tarragon, Cumin, Oregano, and Dillweed Sauce. Cracker Barrel will not be held responsible for any choking, coughing, or general giddiness that may - or may not - result from the Tuna Tortellini. Oh, and if you brought Elmore Leonard's latest book to the table, there's a really scary part on page 128, and a really inappropriately adult scene on pages 4-27, and again on pages 71-88, an unusual adult scene that starts on page 127 and ends on 128 (that's that scary part, the way it ends), and also, there's a really, well, gosh darn dirty wordie on page 6. Enjoy your meal!